Midnight camping
Well...
…but where is Wayne?
What you need for your college camping:
- 2 paper cups (abandoned on the water dispenser)
- leftover risotto (we cooked too much for dinner)
- 2 pocket knives (the bigger the better, a machete is fine)
Where:
- the college computer room
When:
- at midnight, when there’s nobody around and the blueish screen lights are a gentle glare
-
Camping in the computer room
How:
- you sit in front of a computer, put some risotto in your cups and eat with your knives
Top nosh 
Yours,
Fairy Tail xxx
PS: IMPORTANT: remove all evidence before leaving.
